Angry Turds

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Drag yourself out of the sewer and ascend the chocolate path of enlightenment, to ultimately transcend the physical plane, and evolve to become an eternal, and infinite, Brown God(dess).

WHAT IS THIS SILLY GAME ?-)

You are a Turd, and you can exist in one of four states of matter: Solid, Liquid, Gas, or Poolasma (a super-heated ring). At times, one might not find oneself in one's preferred state. (Mind them pesky Turdulators).

The different states have different properties, and are vulnerable or immune to the various objects in Turd World. The aim of each level is to collect all of the golden-brown rings and locate, and enter, the exit-hole.

The left button is "Squeeze", to build up pressure, and release to let it go (thus jump up). And the right button is "Push", to expel accumulated gases in one sudden explosive blast (forcing movement in the opposite direction from that blast).

Solid can Squeeze and Push, and falls.
Liquid can Squeeze, and falls.
Gas can Push, and rises.
Poolasma moves quantumly, via device tilt.

You can tilt left and right to rotate and roll your turd, when solid or liquid. A solid turd can also roll up and down walls.

Solid also can have orbitting Mini-Turds. Finite faeces with one face. These can be used to collect goodies or attack nasties from a distance.

And you can also perform a one-finger swipe of the screen to leave a brown skidmark as a temporary platform. So get smearing, and make your very own dirty protest today !-)

Turd World also contains enemas. Sorry, enemies ... maggots. Fartunately, sorry, fortunately, they can be swiftly dispatched with a deftly-aimed parp of chuff. Also known as CH4, or methane.

Thus, squeeze and push yourself onward and upward, and eat all them tasty arse-fruits, to keep your gas level up. Or maybe you prefer a nice swim in the sewer, for a spot of bottom-feeding ?-)

It's early release (lol), obviously. Please send suggestions to angry-turds@outlook.com, and please do consider purchasing early: a form of crowd-funding to sponsor the game's development. Priority will be given to suggestions where the email contains a screenshot of the title without the purchase button !-)

And if anyone wishes to submit designed levels for inclusion in the game (in return for the designer being given credit by their name being mentioned in game), please contact me via the email address below.

Points Scoring:

Enter Exit = 10,000
Fart On A Maggot = 500
Fart On A Mushroom = 250
Collect Ring = 200
Collect Star = 100
Collect Key = 50
Open Door = 50
Remove Wall = 50
Arse Fruit = 10

And what do Poo-Points make ? It's one new Solid Mini-Turd per 2000 Poo-Points.

AND FINALLY, THE FULL PURCHASED VERSION GIVES YOU:

allows map editor's designed levels to be played
does not attempt to tweet a screenshot at the end of every game (nor when press Push and Squeeze)

UPDATE: its free, just a demo ... but please do see my other apps !-)

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